Now before we go too far into this blog post you need to know this is satire. I thought that this would be a fun diversion from the frustrations associated with the bands currently in 2022. So if you came to this blog post to get legit tips on operating during poor band conditions then this is probably not the blog post for you. With that out of the way, let’s have some fun.
Let’s get the easy ones out of the way first. Like…
Install a 180’ tower and a 20/40 beam antenna. We all know that a better antenna is the first step to better signal, so why not start there? I mean, isnt this what second mortgages are for?
Locate a 5 kilowatt amp… You will have countless hours of fun running a high current rated 220VAC circuit for it. It could easily double as a coffee table in the corner of the shack or as a nice space heater in the winter months to keep your cat warm.
Beacon mode. Now here is a novel idea. Your radio could be running in beacon mode, calling CQ fruitlessly anyway, and you could be free from sitting at the operating position and could instead do something less valuable… like go mow the yard…or better yet, scope out where you are going to put that tower.
Straighten up the wiring in your shack. Lord knows we could all use some wire management in our lives. So what we all need to do is turn off our perfectly functioning radios and then go around behind them and start messing with all the wiring, I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
Marriage counseling. We are all edgy lately due to the terrible propagation and the frustration with trying to complete QSOs that are normally easy, Instead of getting mad, why not instead take the XYL on a date to her favorite restaurant? You could even take her shopping…I know, I know…that might be too much, but you could try???
Repeaters. Now hear me out, if the bands are this bad, shouldn’t we reconsider what “DX” really is? How about we start working some local DX since it seems that 50 watts on 2 meters can still open a repeater these days.
Alternative QSOs. You can still goto a ham fest and make “eyeball” QSOs with people, don’t forget your QSL cards too, people still like to exchange them. Do these go in the LOTW too???
QRP Radio. We all know how frustrating QRP can be even in the best of band conditions. Since many of us are accustomed to having 100 watts or more at our disposal to make contacts with, why not try using LESS power during these terrible times??? I mean, you could just get it over with up front and not have to wonder why you cant make contact, you know for a fact what the problem is and you have an easy scapegoat?
Kit building. Now is the perfect time to get one of those kits and spend some quality time cussing at the burned fingers from the surface mount devices and heat sensitive ICs that you have to solder…
Read a blog. I think this is a great idea to be honest. You can subscribe to this very blog with a button somewhere on this page and then you will get all the notifications when I publish the next one. Honestly though, take some time to just call CQ if you want, maybe, just maybe someone will answer you…
Thank you for going down this rabbit hole with me for a few minutes to read this little blog, I just had this idea and thought I would share it with you guys and gals and have some fun with it. Leave a comment with what you think should be on this list that I left off. I would love to hear what all of yall think.
73
David
WK4DS